Go Ahead, Fart With Confidence

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It seems like only yesterday that we were asking you, “Is it ever OK to let one rip in front of your man?”

Now that question has been deemed irrelevant, thanks to a revolutionary new pair of panties.

The lord of all things girly has blessed us with ‘Flatulence Filtering Underwear’ called MyShreddies. Get it?

They come in a variety of cuts, from hi-waisted to your standard brief. Here’s how they claim to work: “Using activated carbon cloth to filter odor molecules, Shreddies underwear can remove the malodorous gases from the most severe flatulence.” The panties can also protect against vaginal odor.

Shreddies are also available for men, because let’s face it–all farters are created equal. The European-based company ships worldwide. With the right amount of planning, they’ll arrive in time to become the perfect holiday gift. Because nothing says, “I love you” like a pair of flatulence filtering underwear.

Source: The Clearly Dope

Chill Out, Vaginas!

Apparently, firecrotch isn’t just a phrase used to describe Ginger kids…

“The Outlast® temperature regulating technology behind Jockey® staycool underwear helps your skin feel up to 3° cooler.”

And just in time for summer, too.

Biddie take: lady parts are sensitive. Only certain kinds of fancy technologies should be allowed in that general vicinity, and this is not one of them.

Source: Jockey, via Fashionista

Men Be Trying To Scientifically Stare

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Beware of those sneaky Germans, biddies.

News outlets (mainly Fox, go figure) recently ran a story about a “German study” that found staring at a woman’s breasts made men healthier.

In this “research study,” 500 German men were split into two groups. The first group was asked to not stare at breasts for five years. The second group was told to sneak a peek daily. In the end, the men who made a habit of zeroing their attention and focus on a woman’s chest more often had lower rates of heart problems, including lower blood pressure.

The take home from the study? Men are supposed to stare at a woman’s ta tas for 10 minutes a day.

Low and behold, this “study,” which was covered by blogs and news teams everywhere, is actually a myth. Well, duh. I could have told you that, Fox news.

For starters, what man is going to be able to physically stop himself from sizing up a woman’s rack? Even gay men have been known to sneak a peak at the size of the goods! Even in the most professional of situations, this biddie has been attempting to make eye contact with a man only to notice his glance heading south to her knockers.

Second, any “scientific” study where the mechanism is so unknown and the take home is so blatantly skeezy has got to be fake. How would they even market this?

“Men of the world, please make the women in your lives as uncomfortable as possible every day as you stare at their breasts for ten minutes straight. They’ll like it at first, especially if you’re handsome. But once they start to complain that your eyes are locked in on their boobs, just tell them not to make a big deal about it. Science says boobs make you live longer.”

Not happening.

Source: We’ll just cite overall stupidity here.

He Doesn’t Want You For Your Personality

Biddies, next time you hear a man claim he cares more about personality than appearance, call his bluff.

Despite the fact that guys want us believing they are interested in brains over beauty or sense of humor over sexiness, when it comes down to it, even our appearance has an impact on how they rate our personalities.

Canadian researchers studied 75 male and female participants; they were separated into small groups for one-on-one, three minute conversations. After the social hour concluded, each participant was asked to rate their conversation partners in terms of physical attractiveness, and in terms of certain personality traits.

The research proved two things: first, that there was an overall bias towards those with the highest “attraction” ratings, meaning the prettiest people got the best personality scores. Second, they found that the more attractive a person was perceived to be, the more accurate the personality scores were when compared to the “self evaluations” each individual completed.

So, when a man (or, let’s be real, a woman. Biddies participated, too), says he loves your personality, what he is really saying is, “Your big breasts and your stylish hair make you seem even more generous, thoughtful and hilarious than your probably are. But really, nice boobs.”

Source: University of British Columbia, via UPI