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Go Ahead, Fart With Confidence

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Image via MyShreddies.com

It seems like only yesterday that we were asking you, “Is it ever OK to let one rip in front of your man?”

Now that question has been deemed irrelevant, thanks to a revolutionary new pair of panties.

The lord of all things girly has blessed us with ‘Flatulence Filtering Underwear’ called MyShreddies. Get it?

They come in a variety of cuts, from hi-waisted to your standard brief. Here’s how they claim to work: “Using activated carbon cloth to filter odor molecules, Shreddies underwear can remove the malodorous gases from the most severe flatulence.” The panties can also protect against vaginal odor.

Shreddies are also available for men, because let’s face it–all farters are created equal. The European-based company ships worldwide. With the right amount of planning, they’ll arrive in time to become the perfect holiday gift. Because nothing says, “I love you” like a pair of flatulence filtering underwear.

Source: The Clearly Dope

To Belch, Or Not To Belch? Biddies Say “No”

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Note: This post, written by your main biddie, originally appears on YourTango. Click the link at the bottom to read the rest!

Ladies, is it ever OK to let loose with a fart in front of your man? How about a burp?

According to the latest survey from dating website HowToGetTheManOfYourDreams.com, all signs point to no.

In an online poll of 230 women, the site asked ladies just how comfortable they are with performing certain bodily functions in front of their partners.

Nearly half of all women—no matter whether single or in a relationship—admitted that no, they did not want their men seeing (or hearing) such things. Overall, this isn’t too surprising; really, at what point is it all right to pass gas in front of the guy you’re seeing? But the folks at How to Get the Man of Your Dreams went a step further to break down the results according to each “disgusting” (their words, not ours) female function.

Read the rest, including how women feel about “the burp,” “the fart,” “the pick” and “the poo,” at YOURTANGO.