Forget ‘Call of Duty’

Every time a new ‘Halo’ or ‘Call of Duty’ game comes out, biddies in committed relationships everywhere let out a large groan. “There goes my boyfriend” / “He’s in a relationship with his Xbox” / “He won’t even let me watch Grey’s.” The complaints are endless.

But low and behold, if your boyfriend pays more attention to his gaming than to your physical needs, there might be a solution.

Enter: the kissing controller.

This experimental bowling game is designed so that the speed, direction and spin of the bowling ball is controlled completely by a kiss. One person wears a headset while the other straps a magnetic strip to his/her tongue. The driving force behind your bowling power? How quickly you move your tongue.

Now, we’re all for kissing. But the only good thing about this creation is that it has the potential to get your guy to turn off the alien/combat/boring games for some one-on-one time. Unfortunately, that one on one time involves some seriously unsexy tongue circles, which do not a good kiss make. And a magnetic strip on my tongue? Thanks, but no thanks.

Source: Hye Yeon Nam on Vimeo.